in bad taste

This is not a sporting or good natured fantasy...but what if??

Floyd decides to try and get in a breakaway. Floyd succeeds and makes the break. Cammesso bridges up to the break along with Voeckler. For some reason, Oscar the yellow jersey, decides that he can give Floyd back a few of those 30 minutes. Since there are no T-Mobiles in the break, T-Mobile decides not to chase. Evans is watching Sastre and Sastre doesn't go. Levi is pooped so he just hangs out with the leaders. Meanwhile, the break is powering along, and they come to a railroad crossing. No barricades or trains, so Floyd's group passes through. Along come the leaders and well darn, the barricades come down, and the leaders make the bad choice to sneak underneath the barricades since there are no trains in sight. End result: Kloden, Sastre, Menchov, Evans, and Pereiro all get DQed. Floyd wins the Tour with Commesso 2nd, and Voeckler 3rd...